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AngelBee
| Subject: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:22 am | |
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MeHvEeN
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:59 am | |
| lol yeah i can imagine tat....tum log toh bachpan se hi bc ho | |
| | | Mast Knight
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:00 am | |
| Mehveen bachpan Main Meri ami B0lti Thein K Beta Saqib gaNnay Bach0n se D0sti Ni Kartay Magar Qismat Ne Bc Banna He Likha thaaw | |
| | | MeHvEeN
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:00 am | |
| Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'
Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl !!!
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip?'
'Very good, thank you.'
'And, what happened to my present?'
'Which present?'
'What I asked for, the English girl?!'
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!! | |
| | | MeHvEeN
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:01 am | |
| bechara saqib..bc logon mein phass gaya hehehehe | |
| | | Mast Knight
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:03 am | |
| Haawn Magar MehveeN tujHe samajh Ni Ara Kia B0lun Tujhe Bc Bi tau ni b0l sakta main | |
| | | MeHvEeN
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:18 am | |
| Family ruins...
This guys walks into a bar and the bartender immediately notices how depressed this guy is.
"Give me a beer", said the guy.
"Sure thing," said the bartender, "by the way, why the long face?
"I just found out my oldest son is gay", replied the guy.
The next day the same guy walks back into the bar and orders a beer and a few shots of whiskey.
"Whats wrong now?", asked the bartender noticing he is twice as depressed as the day before.
"I just found out my youngest son is gay too."
The next day the same guy walks in with tears pouring out of his eyes.
"God doesn't anyone in your house like pu**y?", asked the bartender.
The guy said, "Yeah, my wife!" | |
| | | coming_style
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:13 am | |
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| | | M@st Vell@
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:17 am | |
| vah vah ..... kya joke mara ha... | |
| | | M@st Kabooter
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:53 am | |
| 4th class girl asked her teacher in the class : Teacher, can Kids of our age can have child ? Teacher replied : No Boy to the girl : Bassss, Tu aisey he dar rahi thi | |
| | | coming_style
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:05 am | |
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| | | coming_style
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:11 am | |
| Ek 90 saal k uncle ki shadi 14 saal ki larki se ho gai... Shadi ki pehli raat dono ro rhay thay Q? Larki kch janti nai thi aur Uncle sab bhool chukay thay | |
| | | \-Mast Darinda-/
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:27 am | |
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| | | MeHvEeN
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:45 am | |
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| | | mast choco
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:23 am | |
| Mother to her tennage daughter: I think it's time that we should talk abt s e x.. Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know? | |
| | | mast choco
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:35 am | |
| a baby boy baby girl making bath in bath tab. baby Girl saw down of boy and asked. can i touch your peen, OH NO NEVER. you have already broken your own | |
| | | Mast Knight
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:18 am | |
| Mother:Larka pasand aya, Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai. | |
| | | Mast Knight
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:19 am | |
| New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree Saheli : kia kia dheka? Larki : Chatt aur Pankha | |
| | | Mast Knight
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:21 am | |
| Beta-Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai? Mom-Beta GUSSE ko Pragnent bolte hain. Next day beta raste mein ek ladki k upar gir gaya to ladki ki mummy gussa hui. Ladka bola-O Aunty gira to teri beti par hu,tu q pragnent ho rahi hai. | |
| | | Mast Knight
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:22 am | |
| Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha" Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain" Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy. | |
| | | M@st Kabooter
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:30 am | |
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| | | M@st Kabooter
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:36 am | |
| SardarNi to her husband : Sardar g raat jb aap out of citu they to ghr ma chor aye they mera rape ker k chale gaye Sardar : Tu ney unhan roka kiyn nahi Sardarni : Roka to bht tha but woh boley k bht ker liya thak gaye han ab chalte han | |
| | | mast choco
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:41 am | |
| GrL: in BUs wth behinD boy plz keep distance somethng is touching.... By: oh datz My saLary :-) grL: you Dog in 2 minutes your SaLAry become LArge....... :-D | |
| | | AngelBee
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:29 pm | |
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| | | mast choco
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:54 pm | |
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| | | mast choco
| Subject: Re: Letz Share Sum 8 Teen + Jokez ... :p Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:55 pm | |
| [1:36:09 AM] Shoaib Hussain: Science Teacher to girl student
Teacher: which part of human body grows 10 times to its normal size?? Girl: i can't tell, i fee shy
then teacher asks to boy
boy: its pupil of eye which grows 10 times to its normal size. Teacher: correct, sit down.
then teacher turn to girl and says
Teacher: girl, you are wrong, but your expectations are too high
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